tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470700474841869374.post6038865477025429709..comments2023-11-05T01:18:47.350-07:00Comments on swinging bowL: The Steam-Cutter: Part 3: Eclipse !!mangkuk statikhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08274896002756803445noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470700474841869374.post-30077478615497043402009-12-10T02:44:14.659-08:002009-12-10T02:44:14.659-08:00huhu: insuran bayo...Aku dapat Free-show!
ben: ay...huhu: insuran bayo...Aku dapat Free-show!<br /><br />ben: ayat last tu macam benar2 menepati jiwa raga aku. Bukanya aku nak sanggat awek ozzy, cun, blonde body mantap. Yang aku inginkan ialah mendakwah mereke kepada ISlam. Sambil menyelam sambil scuba diving.<br /><br />maer: Aku tau kau jeles ngan sepol! Kau sedih naper nuar tak nak kat kau! Kau takde muscle bro!!mangkuk statikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08274896002756803445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470700474841869374.post-29953828503907653082009-12-09T03:17:54.320-08:002009-12-09T03:17:54.320-08:00haha.. bro, nak share lawak pasal budak kecik tany...haha.. bro, nak share lawak pasal budak kecik tanya benda2 macam nih, boleh?<br /><br /><b>Cerita #1.</b><br />Megat Megatron (MM) bertanya kepada ayahnya Megat Telawi (MT), ketika ayahnya tengah 'panas' hati sebab harga rokok naik.<br /><b>MM:</b> Dad, what is the difference between 'confident' and confidential'?<br /><b>MT:</b> Son, why don't you ask your teacher? I'm kinda tired now.<br /><b>MM:</b> Tak kira! Nak jugak tahu! Nak jugak!<br /><b>MT:</b> Em, let me put it this way. You are my son, I'm confident you're my son.<br /><b>MM:</b> Oh, 'confident' tu pasti la, eh? Kalau 'confidential' pulak?<br /><b>MT:</b> That boy is also my son, but that is confidential.<br /><br /><b>Cerita #2.</b><br /><b>Anak:</b> Ayah, what is 'liwat'?<br /><b>Ayah:</b> Ish, why do you want to know? You'll know about it later2 bila dah besar.<br /><b>Anak:</b> Tak kira, nak jugak tahu now! NOW! NOW!<br /><b>Ayah:</b> Daddy janji, ok? Bila kamu dah besar, daddy will let you know what it means.<br /><b>Anak:</b> Takmo! Nak tau sekarang jugak! NOW! NOW!<br /><b>Ayah:</b> 'Liwat' is an old spelling for 'lewat' aka 'late'.<br /><b>Anak:</b> Oh, abes tuh, Seifool dgn Nuar tuh selalu lambat ke?<br /><b>Ayah:</b> Lebih kurang la. Selau lewat sampai ke ofis. Sebab tuh Jijah marah.<br /><b>Anak:</b> Oooh..maer wanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11151929403536580269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470700474841869374.post-39213760166536707072009-12-07T15:04:20.620-08:002009-12-07T15:04:20.620-08:00Awek tu memang panggil ko honey ikhlas tu sebab ko...Awek tu memang panggil ko honey ikhlas tu sebab ko cute dan ada potensi jadi husband dia. Tapi dia tersedar sebab dia terlalu cepat, nampak gopoh, so dia nak cover, dia terpaksa panggil anak ko honey juga.<br /><br />Anyway, 50-60 awek ko dah ayat, takkan sorang pun tak lekat? Tercabar kelakian ko tu ;)<br /><br />Tahniah bro! Bertambah umat Islam dan berkurang al-kafirun bila dia jadi isteri kelak! Jangan lupa buat kenduri besar!Dr. Bentarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01129680375444701506noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470700474841869374.post-71312153024118328602009-12-07T13:53:40.138-08:002009-12-07T13:53:40.138-08:00hahaha... bp ribu dh awek tuh ketuk ko?hahaha... bp ribu dh awek tuh ketuk ko?ihsan_huhuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16222667847976194257noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470700474841869374.post-86741008648617234782009-12-07T13:09:25.831-08:002009-12-07T13:09:25.831-08:00Gamab tu 25sx. Kau tak cukup umo lagi. Tak bley us...Gamab tu 25sx. Kau tak cukup umo lagi. Tak bley usha!mangkuk statikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08274896002756803445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6470700474841869374.post-52164073615665418842009-12-07T08:24:08.093-08:002009-12-07T08:24:08.093-08:00mana gambar optometris tu? usha skit. lolmana gambar optometris tu? usha skit. lolGheySAnoreply@blogger.com