Pekerja-Pekerja Aku Yang Cun

Salam,

1. .............1145pm. Aku masih tengah high. Adrenaline membuak2. Baru lepas niaga kat Malaysian Carnival.

2. Aku tak lah rasa letih sangat. Biasa lah ni.

3. Bagi aku letih ni ada 2 kategori. Letih badan dan letih otak.

4. Letih otak lagi sakit bagi aku. Kalau otak letih, satu badan letih. Kalau otak tak letih, agak mustahil utk aku letih badan. Sebab bila otak lapang, buat kerje pon trasa ringan.

5. Sebab tu aku suka buat kerja sengsorang sebenarnya. Biar semua aku buat. Pakai satu kepala. Kepala aku saje. Betul ke salah ke, aku yg tanggung. Asalkan aku tak pening kepala bila banyak2 kepala ni!

6. Antara bende yang paling aku benci ialah bila "orang lain membuang masa aku."
Biarla kalau aku buang masa aku dgn kerje2 yg tak pekdah. Asalkan jgn org lain! Mcm, bila org bayar kat cashier pakai credit card ke, org lambat tukar gear kat traffic light ke, org yg terkedek2 masa buat konvoi kereta ke mana2 or org byk songel masa nak membeli kat kedai ke!

7. Itu pasal aku benci nak serve org kat kedai. Aku geram je nak lempang2 sekor2 yg terhegeh2 mengorder. So drpd aku buat dajal, baik aku suruh org lain serve!

8. Tapi sebab aku suka buat kerje sorang2 ni lah yg menyebabkan aku selalu injured. Overdose kerje sampai lengan dan tangan nak tercabut!

Lengan aku yang dah bengkak! Gambar bersama fakirfikir yg nampak muda sebab misai dan janggut dah gondol! (Nahh bro! Kau mintak sangat aku post!)

9. Itu pasal character/skill yg aku paling perati, tekankan dan hargai di kalangan pekerje2 SBowl ialah speed. Pantas, pantas, pantas.........

10. Cara aku kerje ialah, aku lead the way, and diaorang kene catch-up. Aku tak kisah je pon klau diorang takleh catch-up sebab mmg mustahil diorang nak melawan aku. Aku kerje tiap2 ari dari pagi ke ptg dah dekat 3 tahun. Diaorang just kerje 1-2 kali seminggu sebanyak 2-5 jam. Mmg tak dapek challange aku la kan!

11. Semua orang yg start kerje kat SB akan gabrak dan rasa macam nak mampos kot mula2 tuh. Tapi lama2 aku perati, sekor2 jadi cool dan methodical dlm kerja2 diaorang, walaupun under constant pressure. Stamina kerja diaorang pon meningkat. Funnily, most of them aku tengok macam jadi addicted nak berkerja!

13. Macam masa event tadi, jelas nampak lain staf2 aku compare to pekerja2 gerai lain. Kitaorang sikit je, tapi non-stop, fit and fast. Orang lain mcam nak tercabut kepala lutut je aku tgk bila dah petang2 tuh.

14. I am sure that everybody yg bukak gerai tadi, masih dok mencuci sampai pukul 10 malam ni or later. Takpon, paling common, balik tidor dulu, basuh besok pagi! Tapi, kitaorang pukul 6pm dah setel semua kat kedai. Besok boleh niaga back to normal.

15. So, itulah characteristic pekerja2 yg aku pilih utk kerja ngan aku. Pekerja2 yg tidak akan meletihkan "otak" aku. Kuat, kelakar, multitasker, PR power, bijak, sengal or chun, hanyalah bonus.

16. Alhamdullilah, so far, I am proud of each and every single one of them.

17. ........Except for Chika!! Aduhai! Nasib baik la kau kelakar! Woii.....kerja tu laju2 la skit!

Kau tengok la muka ni. Sampai ati ke kau nak buang keje?

Sekian, mekasey kpd sapa yg sapot aku tadi dan wassalam.

Customers Are Sometimes Mangkuk !!!

Salam,

"Laki kau mesti tebal giler muka dia. Patut la boleh meniaga. Baru boleh tahan kene komplen ari2 ngan orang"- kawan bini aku 2009,

1. Yap! Muka aku memang tebal. Tebal dengan kehenseman.

2. Yap! Memang banyak orang komplen pasal macam2 ttg kedai aku. Tapi takdela sampai aku trasa hati sebab, diaorang biasanya tidak komplen lebih2 ngan aku.

Knaper tak komplen lebih2? Sebab:
a) Kastemer Pompuan, cuak ngan aku. Aku devastatingly hensem! Bila tgk muka aku jer, semua darah pegi ke pipi. Blushing! Jadi darah tak pegi ke otak dan lidah. Otak cikaro2 ni jadik jem. Lidah mereka jadi kelu.
"Brr, aa nga da bleu gig sh mmmr.. oomm...Teh tarik satu Bang!"
Trus tak jadi nak komplen.

b) Kastemer Laki, pon cuak ngan aku. Sebab....ermm.. aku boleh menjadi agak ........mengerikan kepada kaum lelaki!

3. Yap! Kastemer is right. But Not ALWAYS! Only SOMETIMES. Macam pasal
a) masakan- tak cukup garam ke, tak masak ke, pedas sangat ke
b) kebersihan - tabel tak celan ke, pinggan kotor, gelas comot etc.
c) service- lembap, tak konsisten, salah kira

Aku akan dengar komplen diaorang dan trus cuba betulkan yg mane patut.
Paling aku appreciate ialah bila org komplen pasal makanan mentah. Because kalau satu piece ayam tu mentah, ade possibility satu batch tu mentah gak! So aku trus check the rest of them. Bahaya ni woi. Kene sue gua nanti!
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4. Yap! Kastemers are SOMETIMES Mangkuk! Sebok nak mengkomplen je, tapi tak pikir logik ke tidak komplen diaorang tuh.

Kemangkak-kan mereka ini terbit dari,
a) Kejahilan
diaorg tak tau apakebende pon pasal bisnes, tapi sebok nak komplen la, bagik idea la.

b) Ada ilmu tapi takde experience
Ni budak2 ekon or budak2 yg rajin baca2 pasal bisnes. Macam ader trend, tiap tahun mesti akan tetiba satu minggu tu 5-6 org dtg citer kat aku bersungguh2 pasal "loyalty card". Mesti lecturer dia baru ajar tu.

One point for you to ponder. Kalaulah lecturer korang tu hebat sangat ilmu dia, kenape dia tak bukak bisnes sendiri?
Kalau ader PhD dlm bisnes pon belum tentu berjaya in bisnes. Tgk Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Ananda Krishnan etc. Maneder PhD! Setengah tu Uni pon fail. Sebab tu la aku mengikut jejak langkah mereka! (bajet)

c) One night stand.
Datang kedai sekali je, pastu dari the one and only experience tu diaorang buat conclusion pasal kedai aku sampai ke kiamat.

Contohnya masa mula2 dulu, aku masih tak dapt konsistensi masa buat kari. Ade hari pekat, ada hari cair. So org yg datang pada hari cair, dok sibuk sampai ari ni pasal kari aku cair. Ade org siap bagik nasihat begitu begini utk bagik kari aku pekat.

Tenkiu.
Datang la kedai balik dan test kari aku lagi skali skang ni.
InsyaAllah dah pekat dah mcam air mani.

d) Hidup di alam fantasi
Semua org ader fantasi untuk bukak bisnes sendiri.
Tapi tak ramai yg "gila" enough or berkesempatan utk buat betul2. So diaorng cuba untuk "live the fantasy thru me".
Suruh aku buat phamplets la (mmg patut pon), bagik makan free tiap jumaat la, buat gig dalam kedai la etc.
Aku layan je la setakat yg terlarat.

e) Lupa tengok peta
Dia inggat dia dok Malaysia lagi.

PERTAMA: Jenis orang sibuk nak suruh aku buat "stail mamak". Pasal kedai mamak ni, let me cakap cakap Upfront skang.
I don't know a FUCK about kedai mamak. So tolong jgn suruh aku buat stail kedai mamak.
Aku org KELANTAN. Berape ekor la mamak ader sesat kat KB tuh? Kedai mamak kat KB hanya jual roti canai/tempayan, itu jer. No nasi bloody kandar or all the shit. So aku tak tahu, tak paham and don't give a shit about kedai mamak.

Give me nasi dagang or nasi kerabu. Beat mamak's ass everytime.
So bile org2 dok bising2 pasal kedai mamak teh tarik lagi best (mmg la bodoh), roti canai dia fresh (takde kerje aku nak meng-uli), kari dia begini begitu, kenape tak buat nasi tomato/beriyani bla bla bla.........u can kiss my ass.

Ada org akan kata
"Lu bodoh! Mamak jadi jutawan meniaga.Kau kata poodah kat diaorang?"
Aku akan kata
"Dey Thambi! Aku meniaga kat maner? Aloq Setaq ke? Balik Pulau ke? Show me maner kedai yg betul2 sebijik cam kedai mamak malaysia yg success overseas in western countries? Perth lingkup! Kat Sidney chinatown ader kedai "mamak". Success. Tapi tu bukan real mamak. Itu apek punya."

KEDUA: Jenis orang yg inggat ape yg "jalan" kat Msia, akan automatik jalan kat sini.
There are a lot of cultural differences babe!
So, study dulu, pikir dulu, test dulu.
Cth:
One: Satay. Kat Msia gempaq. Tapi kat sini, average order from mat salleh ialah 2 cucuk. 1 cuck ayam dan 1 cucuk daging. Nak je aku bagik satu lagi cucuk free. Cucuq bijik mata Hang!
Why gitu?Mat salleh anggap satay only as snack, mcm aiskrim or popcorn.
Two: Bukak awal pagi/subuh. Mat salleh tak semayang subuh brader!
Aku pernah bukak pagi (9am gitu). Dari pukul 9 sampai 12, aku dok gentel telur aku. Pukul 12:01pm, kulit scrotum aku melecet! Pedih biler aku mandi. Adehhh!

KETIGA: Satu lagi yg jenis berpenyakit compare harga ngan Malaysia,
"ice kat malaysia free, naper kat sini kene bayar?" (kat msia ice murah gile sebab indon buat dari air paip/sungai yg ntah bersih ke idak),
"naper ikan mahal gila/ kat Msia lauk ikan kan murah?" (kat sini ikan la paling mahal la ngok!)
Ada yg nak bayak pakai RM. Kang aku RogolMakwe kau kang!

f) Ingat aku superman.
Zakar aku "mungkin" power ("mungkin" sebab dah lame taktest power ni!). Tapi muscle aku ade gak limitnya.
Jadi bila kastemer mintak "real" roti canai or goreng2 or satay, aku kene kata NO!
Sebab cuba korang bilang brape banyak Cook kat kedai aku? Aku sorang je!
Jadi camner la aku nak uli roti canai subuh2, masak lauk2 tengahari dan cucuk satay petang2.
Mampos la. Malam2 komfirm pengsan. Zakar aku pon pengsan gak. Kesian bini aku tak leh beromen.

Chop! Chop!..Mesti ramai genius2 di kalangan korang akan cepat2 kata,
"Amik la cook dari Malaysia".
Muntah aku dengar ayat tu dah dekat sejuta kali dah. Kau ingat aku bodoh! Aku tak pernah terpikir idea tu?
Kau ingat senang ke nak bawak cook dari Msia datang sini?
Kedai mamak nak bawak cook dari India masuk Malaysia pon prosedur dia macam kimak. Lambat dan cerewet. Sebab tu ramai amik underground! Bayar rasuah la beb kat polis,imegresen, kastam, majlis pebandaran, politician, beribu sebulan.
Ni kau nak bawak cook dari Malaysia masuk Ozzy? Kau pernah tgk citer "Border Patrol" dak?

g) Bitch yg suka memerintah.
Bitchy makcik2 1Malaysia. Melayu, Cina India semua membuat Pakatan Bitchy dan datang kedai, pot pet pot pet.
Pesen makcik2 ni mula2 same je. Masuk kedai, dia usha sape tukang masak. Nampak je muka aku yg hensem dan muda remaja nih, diaorang semua akan mcam "tersentak" dan tarik muka macam jamban!
"Hek elleh! Budak jantan ni pandai ke masak sampai berani bukak kedai? Gilo ko apo?"
"Aiyaa! Ini macam punya budak cilaka sudah bukak kidai. Wa inggat bitul2 punya ori Malay cook!"
"Ayoyo! Ini sudah banyak besar kemaluan I. This fella think he can operate a resraturant. Nanti kita try kari dia!"

Am I intimidated? Hmm..Dulu yes. Ketar gak biler kari ditest power oleh Indian. Skang ni aku aku tak kesah pon. Bukan sebab kari akupower. Tapi sebab aku dah try my best dan kalau diaorng masih tak puas hati, I don't give a shit.

These Hitler Makcik2 always thought because they spend some money, they can "own" me. Suruh aku buat ni, mintak aku buat tu, paksa aku jual rendang etc. Terjerit2. Tinggikan suara. Nak bagik aku kecut.

Fak U la! No women can order me around, except my mom.....sometimes. And any gorgeous girl.....! Or any naked chicks....! Or anyone with big breast but small hips...! Or my daughter....! Or my landlady....! Rozita of course....Rozita Chek Wan in case U don't know!

h) Asshole maderfaker
People that should be shot dead.

PERTAMA: Jenis semua bende they wanna bitch.
They never ever ever happy.
Macam teh tarik tak cukup manis. Bila tambah susu, dia kata sejuk pulak. Bila panaskan dalam microwave, dia kata terlampau panas plak. Buih dah ilang.

Cth: Ade sorang kastemer dtg lewat ptg dan dok bitchy masa bagik order kat salah sorang gadis kedai. Pastu masa kastemer tu basuh tangan kat dapur, dia boleh sambung lagi bagik arahan itu-ini. Pressure giler. So intimidating.
Walaupun gadis tu cool je, Aku trus angin.
"Are u done? Now FUCK OFF! This is staff area!"
Dia trus diam and eat his meal quietly.

KEDUA: Jenis Manupulating Lying Piece of Shit!
Cuba cilok mintak lauk ni skiit je, lauk tu skiit je, pastu tak nak bayar. Klaim sebab amik sikit, tak kira. Kalau sekali sekala takpe gak. Ni acap kali.
Ade gak yg cuba kelengtong pekerje aku kata, "your boss said okay,", or kata "yesterday I came here can take xtra rice free what?"

Cth: Aku pernah bagik sorang mamat ni student diskaun. Dia bukan student pon. Tapi dia memandai set the price fix at $5, tak kira lauk ape yg dia mintak.Tak kira brape kali dia tambah. Dah lah tu, cerewet cam pondan pilih kaler mascara ( pergh! hebat peribahasa!). Kalau aku takde kat kedai, dia "jual nama" aku kat budak2 pekerje aku. Kata I am his best buddy and shit. Nama aku pon pukimak ni taktau sebenarnya.
Eventually aku snap!
"Listen motherfucker. Starting from now if u want to eat here, U will have to pay FULL price. If U don't want to pay, FUCK OFF!"
Dia cuba ayat aku.. Dia mmg hero ayat. He's a good conman.
"Listen man! I....."
Aku cepat2 potong...
"Hey! I am busy here. I don't have time for your shit. So, Fuck off!"
Dia pon chow.
Ape dia boleh buat? Betumbuk ngan aku? Kan aku dah cakap org2 cuak ngan aku! Muahahaha!
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5. I bet they don't teach those shit in Uni.

6. Notty customers are bad for business. Bila diaorang memekak marah2 kat pekerje kita, semua pekerje2 akan down. Bila empoyee down, efficiency of kerje diaorang pon akan down. Kastemer maderfaker ni jugak akan menyebabkan kedai kita nampak "macam" teruk giler. Abis semua customers pandang semacam je lepas dgr komplen2 tuh.

7. So thats why, aku almost always sided with my workers. Bila these bitches come complaining, aku treat them as they are, treat them like a bitch! So they feel so angry and hopefully will never ever come back. I don't want your money. I don't do business with the devil!

8. Percayalah. Rezeki bukan di tangan kastemer. Rezeki Allah yg tentukan. So I don't cry if I lost a customer. Kau tau dak sejak harga naik ni brapa ramai yg dah cakap
"I will never come back to your shop ever ever again!"
Arab, mat salleh, cina sapa kau nak?
Berapa plak yg tak cakap, tapi dah tak datang dah?

9. Memang muka aku dah tebal. Aku dah mangli. Aku dah immune. Seperti mana aku dah tak larat nak layan senyuman manis dan lirikan manja kastemer2 aku, sebegitulah juga I will not lose my sleep over grumpy customers.

10. And thats why I don't serve the customers. Because I know that I have a very short fuse. Silap aribulan aku lompat over the kaunter and bitch slap the complaining customers ......or french kiss the hawt complaining customers ........ just to keep 'em quiet!

Abis la lepas ni tetiba ramai cikaro2 bajet hawt dtg komplen2 sebab bajet dapek french-kiss dari aku!
Ya Allah! Kukuhkanlah imanku!

Sekian, Mekasih, Wassalam.

PART TWO: The adventure of JURBO and DZAKAR : More Pain? Hell Yeah !!!

Salam,

...... continuing from PART ONE

.....suddenly, YoMaiNiggah shouted.....
"Yo Dowg! Come n check this maderfaker out!"
"We r so close to Mt Pussy let me tell yoall",
"Its all written on that thang..... Ermm where did it go??"...
......YoMaiNiggah was confused

At this time Jurbo shouted back at him in Bangledeshi
"Oppa Dallia Balla.....Oppa Dallia Balla....",
which means,
"You mean the sign behind you? And its Mt Lofty, not Mt Pussy !! You idiot!!"

On closer inspection of the sign, they noticed the spoon and fork sign on that, which look, to the famished cyclers, to be as gorgeous as Megan Fox ass, erkk .......charming personality!!

So, although Mt Lofty means more climbing to do, hence more pain and more waiting for Dzakar to catch-up, BUT the body need some food man. The tank was empty. So they decided to go to hell with the pain and proceed courageously to tackle Mt Lofty.

If u look at the name closely, not only its a mountain, its also lofty or aloft. If translated into Malay, Mt Lofty means" Gunung tinggi gila-babi taraf Gaban kalau kau naik pakai kaki bersepai gigi gerham, kalau naik pakai beskal tercirit 7 hari 6 malam, kau gile ke? Lain la kalau kau hebat dan ensem mcam pakcik Jurbo tuh!"

No sweats.......a few minutes later.....
Helemek!! Easy peasy! They smacked that bitch!
Congratz people. U made me so proud!!

Jurbo at the bottom pic there was trying to convey a message tru hand sign.
Whatdeheck?
Does it means "3 wives in 5 years", or "3 aweks each in 5 continents" or "35 is his pants size"?

Ohh! I get it. When he eats using his right hand, he uses 3 fingers and when he washes his ass after shitting , he uses all 5 digits on his left hand.
Brilliant!

Remember our war-cry, "Pain is temporary, Quitting is forever"? Well hungry pon forever. So they had their lunch at a cafe on top of Mt Lofty.
3 people, 70 bucks! Whadafak man!
Why Swinging Bowl only charged 5.50 for two dishes? Maybe its time for Swinging Bowl to increase the price again. I'll tell the owner next time I see his gorgeous face.

After lunch, the boys prayed Zohr. (ermm...Jurbo is not "Boys" anymore though. He is Pakcik already what!).
Then began the fun part of their adventure........the descent!!

Jurbo knew, from his vast experience in bed.....opss cycling, that the descent was the dangerous part. The speed and the fatigue might caused a crash.
So he took-it easy while descending. Plenty of stops to take some pictures of the eagle-on-the hill scenery, with a faint hope of somebody, someone will crash and bleed or die, so he can write in his blog about it.

(Picture courtesy of HornyPhysio...gua cilok lu nyer)
Crash you Dzakar, crashhh!! Dem U!
(Jurbo was thinking of kicking Dzakar down the hill actually. Like Jackass, only this time its called KickAss)
As it turned out, the descent was over in roughly 40 mins.
Ahh...so not fair! Hours of pain, but minutes of joy. The enjoyment was prematurely ejaculated.

So as shown on the above pic, taken at the bottom of the climb, Eagle is 6 km. But Mt Lofty which is at Crafters, is 10km. So altogether, 20km plus the 2 times 2km to get back to the city, so the journey was like 24km in total roughly.
But u have to factor-in the climb. So the actual distance traveled was way more than that!

Since Jurbo last effort during his uni days during the Second World War, he never heard of any Malay boys that climbed Mt Lofty on bike for the the last 13 years.

So that day, they made history.
Well done Boys!
We made It!!

Aftermath.
On top, Jurbo was checking his "tanned" level with the "Universal Standard of Blackness" (a.k.a USB), which was YoMaiNiggah's skin.
On the bottom, HornyPhysio feet. He wore only selipar on the expedition. Maybe he wore his selipar to go berak in the morning and forgot to change to his shoes.
Apart from that, everybody was fine....... except for their asses. No kidding! Jurbos ass is still sore, 2 days later. The same with others.
As we reached the top of Eagle (above pic), everybody has started to complain about their sore asses.

Why? Do u really wanna know why? As they cycled, all the sweats trickled down our body, down our asses crack and soaked the underwear. So the water, makes their buntut skin moist, hence soften. So, because there was a continuous friction between their bum and the seat, eventually their bum is melecet la!!

The shape of the seats (pic), doesn't help to. Trasa like di sula!!! Thats why Jurbo named his bike seat, "Anwar".....oppss!!
RMC, MCKK, SDAR, STAR etc boys....please stop salivating!!..Its disturbing guys!

To overcome this problem is easy. The bum's skin should never be allowed to be wet. So ideally, u should wore material that can easily evaporate the sweats.
Or to cut cost, u can just discard the underwear, or clothe altogether and ride the bike naked. Wearing kain pelikat or miniskirts (minus the underwear of course) is also sufficient.

Please don't forget to invite me.......youz mini-skirt wearing cyclist!

So, for overview, this is all the landmarks.
This journey was very tough, but plenty of aweks and elderly doing the climb to.
But aweks mat salleh lah kan.

You can also bring your Malaysian Haweks to this climb , ...........if u planned to break-up with her 10 minutes into the climb and leaving her skin blackened and asses sodomized by the seats.
Its your call!

So, thank u all u people that make this a memorable trip.

-Lets start with the guy that is bending-over in the doggie position, HornyPhysio/Lance AccidentStrong/IhsanHuhu .....Thanks for not crashing or breaking any bones during the trip. Thanks also for waitin' for our unfit asses to catch-up with u.

-Next is YoMaiNiggah/Lance PoyoStrong/Ringgo...(blue, right)...Thanks for yr idea, yr enthusiasm and yr hard work to get Jurbos bike in a working order. You are and will always be a slave or a cheap working labor. Its in yr blood.......ehh silap.... skin man! Don't fight it!

-Thanks also to Dzakar/Lance NotStrongAtAll/Naze..(middle).......for making the rest of us look good by leaving yr sorry ass far far far behind. The fact that u made it to the summit despite using a heavy bike (fatty ass doesn't help as well), is a feat that earned our utmost respect!!!

-As for Jurbo/Lance HensemStrong/Mangkuk....in yellow.........U memang still power lah bro!! May Allah blessed U and granted U four gorgeous and muslimah wives in the future to curb your unabated unashamedly humongous nafsu serakah!

Kamon everybodii .....AMINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

-the N-
Sekian, mekasey, wassalam.

p/s:
1.Plenty of "sengal" pictures was taken that was excluded from this report. I will post it in fesbuk soon.......just to show-off and made u jeles!!
2. Wahhh!! First time writing in English wa cakap lu! May dad will be so proud of me!!

Babi Arshad....ehh silap eja....Babai Arshad!

Mau diskaun? Ulang skali lagi!

Salam,

Hendak ku nangis
Tiada berair mata
Hendak ku senyum
Tiada siapa nak teman
Kalaulah nasib
Sudah tersurat
Begini hebat
Apa nak buat

Di mana kan ku cari ganti
Serupa denganmu
Tak sanggup ku berpisah
Dan berhati patah
Hidup gelisah

Alangkah pedih rasa hati
Selama kau pergi
Tinggalku sendirian Tiada berteman
Dalam kesepian

Dunia terang menjadi gelita
Cahaya indah tiada berguna
Keluhan hatiku
Menambah derita
Namun kau jua
Tak kunjung jelma

Di mana kan ku cari ganti
Mungkinkah di syurga
Untuk kawan berduka
Menangis bersama
Selama-lama

Gempaq sial lirik dia! Selama ni masa aku tengok citer ni, mane aku perati lirik lagu ni. Aku asyik dok usha Chombi je. Cun sial! Aku memang ada crush kat dia dari dulu sampai sekarang....Ada sesape ada phon kontek dia ke atau fesbuk ke, pass sini boley?

Tareekk on the last day! Pembeli teh tarik tersebut di percayai menyimpannya di dalm thermos untuk di simpan buat jual di ebay one day nanti bile kedai aku dah jadi mega-multi-billion franchise. InsyaAllah! Amin!

Ahad 13 dec 2009, seluruh bumi Adeled berkabung atas pemergian Arshad yg pulang ke tanahair- tanahairnya. Yes Ashad ada 2 tanahair. Bollywood dan Hollywood.

TenQ arshad for being there in the very beginning. Dia bekerje dalam shift pertama ever in the history of Mangkuk Hayun. Masa tu aku tak tau apa2, main belasah je. Dan Arshad ada bersama membelasah dengan aku. Konfiden lah aku sikit sebab ada bekap.

Aku suka Arshad sebab aku dan dia ada banyak persamaan.. Hensem, macho dan hensem. Dia berbulu dada dan aku berbuah dada. Dia pantas, multitasking gempaq, tak buang masa, tak banyak berkira, stamina power ranger dan pandai "baca" customer.

So all the best Shad. Bila kawin nanti, kalau bini kau cun melecun ala awek Bollywood, tolong jgn ajak aku. Nanti aku jeles. Aku bunuh kau!

Sekian Mekasey, Wassalam.

.......out-take......

Last chan posing ngan superstar. Kene la amik bebanyak. Aku tukar gak posing, tapi Arshad menten cool sama je. Itulah bezanya antara pro ngan amatur. Pro keep the performance excellent everytime.