Ambik La Spain...Hambek! Hambekkk!

Salam,
 ....ini adalh follow through drp previous entry aku, "Spain Vibration"....

1. Okay. Okay. Aku tahu! Aku tahu! Spain belasah Italy like a bitch final aritu.

2. Tapi aku still berpegang teguh kepada vibrator aku. Spain is still destroying football!!

3. Semua org tahu Spain main possession football cara "Tiki-taka"(passing) and the goal will comes from either through-pass or wall-pass from the midfielders.(untuk noobs, baca sini utk paham istilah2 pro cenggini. haha)

4. So in order to beat Spain kau kene study Barcelona. Sebab Spain adalh umpama Barcelona "B" Team. (haha). Kau tengok cemana Maurinho beat Barcelona. Then you will get a clue on how to beat Spain.

5. Aku takde masa nak tengok bola. Aku takde masa nak tengok El Classico. Result pon aku tak tahu.. Tapi selaku seorang yang hebat daripada Maurinho, aku dah tahu exactly ape yang dia telah buat.

6. Firstly to defeat Barcelona kau kene defend daripada midfield. High defensive zone. Midfielders kene hambat dan pressure in numbers mana2 player Spain yg pegang bola. So midfielders Spain tu takde masa yg banyak utk buat teh tarik, usha2 awek, usha2 player lain kat mane dan pilih spot celah mana nak through-ball. Pressure creates mistakes, and Spain will lost the ball.

7. So dalam kes final aritu, Italy ada Pirlo main mid. Aku tahulah Pirlo terer passing and all, but Pirlo dah tua bangka. Dia tak boleh lari, tak boleh pressure midfielders lawan dan tak reti tackle. Aku dah study tgk dia dlm banyak video2 sebelum ni. Dia malas or dah terlalu tua. Main sambil jalan2 or jogging jer kat mid. Mampos lah kalau lawan Barcaelona! Kalau aku, khas utk lawan Spain, aku tak pakai Pirlo! Aku masukkan mid yg lagi muda!

8. Secondly, kau never ever ever ever concede an early goal. Never ever! Ever! Contohnya macam Italy conceded goal pada minit ke 14. What de hell. Ketiak pon belum basah lagi time tu!

Gilo. Walaupun nampak cam boleh save, tapi the speed dan skill header Silva tu mmg pehh.

9. Sebabnya ada dua. Pertama, bila Spain score goal, Italy nak tanak kene carik goal penyamaan. So Italy akan kene main lebih attacking. Lebih open. Plus under pressure. Bad mistakes. Gaps will open at the back and Spain senang2 je take advantage. Kedua, bila Spain dah skor goal, diorang akan jadi lebih rilek. No pressure. So lagi lah susah nak curi bola drp diaorang.

10. So the aim is always, to mengekang Spain drpd skor any goal. Bila Spain tak boleh skor, korang sendiri pon boleh nampak cemana dioarang akan jadi very2 takut. Passing diorang semua nak save jer, Diaorang akan takut utk  mengambil risk hilang bola. So nak through pass utk skor goal pon diaorang takut2. Game jadi cagey. Game jadi statik. Game jadi bosan babi. Mcam semi masa Spain lawan Portugal aritu la.

11. Tapi first gol tu mmg cun. Babi! Mmg takleh nak buat cemana! haha

12. Thirdly, defense kau kene mantap giler. Ke semua back four kene berkerjasama dengan chemistry SPM Gred A. Tak boleh sorang pon tidor, macam dlm kes second goal. Mamat last man (label no 1) tu dah nampak pemain Spain tu lari depan mata dia, pecutlah follow skali bodoh. Jgn dok brek plak dan harap kpd off-side. Player Spain yg skor tu bek kiri je kot! Adoyai.

Takkan defender Italy tu tak nampak Arrow merah atas rumput tu. Skit punya besar. Follow je lah arrow tu. Buta ke?

13. Forthly, bila dapat bola, kau jangan waste it. Jangan hilang bola bodoh or rembat cam jamban. Sebab bila main lawan Spain/Barca, kau akan rarely dapat pegang bola. So setiap counter-attack must produce goal! That is how Real Madrid main. Aku tepuk dahi je bila tengok striker2 Italy "passing" ke Cassilas.

14. Fifthly, striker kenelah terer tahap gaban. Setiap oppurtunity, he must took it. And if there is no opportunity, he creates it. Real menang sebab Maurinho ada Christiano Ronaldo. Malangnya Italy hanya ada Balotelli. Nigger emo ni mmg hampehh...

15. Sixthly, you need luck. Kau harap2 yang hari tu hari suwey utk Spain. Kau harap2 ari tu passing diaorang tak jadi. Kau harap2 striker korang tetiba skor daripada the one and only shoot on target aritu.

16. Italy aritu, dah throw everything at Spain "including" the kitchen sink. Baru main 57 min, diaorang dah pakai kesemua empat2 subs. Tetiba baru main empat minit, Motta dah injured. So Italy main dengan 10 org vs 11 for the rest of the game. SELAMA 30 MINIT! Lawan Spain!!! Giloss....

17. Kalau main 10 org lawan England, kacang lah kan. Tapi bila kau main 10 org lawan Spain, kau konfem kene rogol. Italy main sampai tercirit pasta makan last week kot. Lagi 6 minit, nak abis, baru Spain boleh skor goal no 3 dan lagi 2 minit nak abis Spain skor no 4.

Semua org dah letih. Midfield Italy hilang bola masa nak passing ke Pirlo. Spain ambik bola dan stret through-ball to Torres. Defender Italy punya line pon tak sempat nak stret lagi taim tu. Mmg kenelah.

Rogol time. Italy dah give-up. Sampai 3 player Spain give options kpd mid utk pass. Xavi  pass ke torres yang layout kepada Mata. Setel.

18. Jadi Italy bukan ayam. Italy bukan sayur kobis. Italy hanyalah malang. Malang sebab coach diaorang bukan aku ...........................

Hambik la Spain. Hambek lah vibrator tu kalau kau nak sangat! (Skill photoshop taraf Spielberg)

Sekian, mekasey, wassalam.