Kenapa Kita Jangan Kawin Dengan Orang2 Yg Mata Rabun

Salam,

Warning: Jangan kawin dgn bro ini walaupun dia hensem

1. Sepatutnya, penyakit rabun ni sudah lama extinct dalam dunia ni. Dah takde org rabun dah skang ni langsung. Kerana kalau kita ikut eveolution theory, by survival-for-the fittest rule, orang2 rabun ni dah lama meninggal atau jadi andartu/bujang lapuk.

2. Cuba kau pikir. Orang2 lelaki zaman batu dulu2 yang rabun ni, konfem dah lama kebulur sebab they are poor hunter-gatherer, sebab mata tak nampak binatang kat mana, buah kat mana, buah masak ke tidak, kene makan binatang buas, jatuh tebing bukit, kene lembing dengan musuh etc. Jadi they makes poor husband, take sapa nak kawin. If diaorang kawin pon, they cannot provide for their family well. Therefore their offsprings will be weak and succeptible to diseases and eventually die, along with ther genetic for rabun.

3. Tetapi, awek2 rabun pada zaman batu pulak, walaupun diaorang mungkin kerap sesat, silap masuk gua, jatuh perigi, tak jumpa cari anak sendiri, hilang kain/bulu beruang jemuran etc, tapi diaorang dan anak2 diaorang mungkin boleh survive takde hal punya. Kerana walaupun pak mertua kau dah warning diaorang makes bad wives, kalau lah awek tu hot, apa org lelaki kesah?

4. Jadi awek2 rabun pada zaman batu, boleh survive kerana laki diaorang yg mata normal tu yang jaga diaorang. Awek2 rabun yg hot je lah kan. But silently, diaorang sebenarnya telah passed along the genetik for rabun tu to next generation. Tapi it will be diluted among the biodiversty of humane genome, sebab satu parents je yg mungkin jadi carrier.

5. Sampailah kepda zaman early rennaisance, apabila tetiba sapa tah yg terlebih pandai pergi cipta spek mata plak pada tahun 1286. Maka bermula daripada seorang manusia, hinggalah kepada estimated 2.5 billion by the year 2020, akan kene pakai spek.

6. With the invention of glasses, sudddenly lelaki2 yg mata rabun, slowly becomes equal and eventually the better husband material over the non-rabun males. Countless researches had pointed out that people with glasses have better IQ, performs better academically and eventually get better jobs than their non-glasses wearing counterpart.

7. Why is it so? Well, maybe orang2 lelaki yg mata elok tend to spend more time outdoors kot, so mana ada masa nak study bagai ni. Bosan kot. Banyak bende2 best boleh buat kat luar drp study macam nerd. Plus glasses wearing people does have better focus during study and can retained info better than non-glasses wearing people. Macam org2 buta lah. They developed better memmory eg hapal Quran, hapal jalan.

8. So sekarang ni, tetiba plak lelaki cavemen yang macho macam aku, ni pulak yang di anggap sebagai poor providers kpd familiy. Aweks2 secara naturally can sense this changes in social heirachy, and subconsiously ignored the the physical defects of the geng mata rabun, and choose them as mates instead.

9. Suddenly the genetics for myopia/rabun jauh, becomes more abundant in our genetic pool. Hence what we are seeing nowadays, the explosion of myopia/rabun epidemics.

10. So in shorts, ini semua salah perempuan. Diaorang yg nak kawin sangat dgn nerd pakai spek apsal? Kepada awek2 yang "tak pakai spek", lepas ni jangan dah kawin dengan org2 pakai spek ni. Kita kene jaga integrity genetik mata elok kita ni yang semakin pupus.

11. Kepada awek2 "hot" yang pakai spek pula, semuanya masih belum terlewat. Anda masih boleh menyelamatkan dunia. Kahwinilah aku. Kahwinilah lelaki yang tak pakai spek. Demi anak2 kita. Demi genetik. Demi dunia.

Sekian, mekasey, wassalam.

p/s
1. Adakah mata rabun itu genetic sebenarnya masih debatable. Sila google.
2. Blogpost ini adlah gabungan drp apa yg aku baca dan theory sendiri. Ketahuilah, theory aku benar belaka.