Filem2 Yang Di Haramkan Di Malaysia ....uhukk...uhukks

Salam

1. Ramai org kata kerajaan makan gaji buta lah, pemalas buat kerje lah dan macam2. Tetapi, ada satu unit kerajaan yang rajin buat kerja! Jabatan Penapisan Filem Malaysia (aku belasah je. Malas nak wat research cari nama betul)

2. Woii! Kalau kerja aku tiap2 hari tengok movie je secara PERCUMA, Pehhhh! Kalau start pukul 9, pukul 830 aku dah masuk opis. Overtime pon aku tak claim. Duit popcorn dan coke pon aku pakai sen aku. Taim raya pon aku boleh kerja! Cuti Wesak, Thaipusam,Birthday Agung dan "cuti peristiwa Kelantan bajet menang FA Cup tetapi sekali kalah ngan Terengganu", lagi la takdehal.

3. Of course kau taleh layan ngan aweks . Tapi lets face it, kau nak ke tengok "Showgirls" or "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" sebelah aweks? Pehh...nanti ular melingkar tu tetiba nak melurus kang, camne kau nak caver broo?

4. Lagipon, dah sah antara penonton2 kat Jabatan tu ialah pacik2 berkopiah dan akak2 bertudung labuh! Mereka mesti pandang slack je kalau kau bawak aweks-aweks kan? Diaorang pon nak layan movie itu secara "halal" atas dasar fardhu kifayah. Tolong jangan potong steam mereka!

5. Tapi Pacik2 dan Macik2 berkopian/tudung labuh or tidak ni lah yang betul2 buat kerja. Pelik sikit je citer tu, trus ban. Di sini aku mengucapkan terimakasih!

6. Tapi semua org tahu, kene ban ke tidak, semua movie ni lepas je! Muahhaha. Kalaulah DVD porno boleh dapat kat pasar malam, ape kau ingat susah sangat ke nak dapatkan "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters kat Wakaf Che Yeh?

7. Belum kira torrent or rapidshare, megauload opss..tak boleh kasi contoh banyak2. Kang ramai org Malaysia panas sebab dah kene banned! Muahahahaharam skit!

8. Tetapi kekadang tu aku wonder gak, pacik macik ni paham ke bahasa omputih? Hmm... Takkan Jaws dan Shawshank Redemption pon kene banned? Mushkil aku!

9. But aku confessed. Aku rasa 95% drpd movie dari 80 han ke atas tu aku dah usha! Muahahha. Ehh tak elok menipu. 99% sebenarnya!

10. So kat bawah ni adalh list movies allegedly banned by Malaysian government from wikipedia.

So korang semua...!!!
JANGAN TENGOK TAUUU!!!

Sekian , mekasey, wassalam

Malaysia

• 1936: The Bohemian Girl was banned due to its Roma theme. It was passed during the '90s with a VCD release from Warner Malaysia Video.^{[citation needed]}
• 1946: The Big Sleep was banned in Malaysia, but passed in 1999 by a VCD release and a delayed DVD release from Warner Malaysia Video.^{[citation needed]}
• 1956: The King and I was banned when Malaysians were offended by this film. It was passed in 2005 by a VCD release and a DVD release from Fox Malaysia.^{[citation needed]}
• 1956: The Ten Commandments was banned by Paramount Malaysia (now United International Pictures) due to religious content.^{[citation needed]}
• 1964: 491 was banned due to a homosexual rape scene; a censored version was later released.^{[citation needed]}
• 1971: A Clockwork Orange was banned, due to its explicit sexual and violent content. A censored version was later released on DVD after several years.^{[citation needed][6]}
• 1971: The Last House on the Left - passed for a VCD release by Movie Master in the late 1990s^{[citation needed]}
• 1973: The Exorcist^[6]
• 1975: Jaws - passed for a VCD release and a long-delayed DVD release by Movie Master^{[citation needed]}
• 1975: Monty Python and the Holy Grail^{[citation needed]}
• 1979: Monty Python's Life of Brian^{[citation needed]}
• 1983: Scarface^{[citation needed]}
• 1983: Monty Python's The Meaning of Life^{[citation needed]}
• 1984: Cannibal Holocaust ^[79]
• 1986: Platoon was banned, due to vulgar language and violence.^[80]
• 1989: Pet Sematary^{[citation needed]}
• 1992: The Bodyguard - banned, due to high-impact violence and cruelty
• 1993: Schindler's List^{[citation needed]} - never released in cinemas; passed in 2004 for DVD release by Berjaya HVN^{[citation needed]}
• 1994: The Shawshank Redemption (1994)^{[citation needed]} - passed in 2001 by a VHS and DVD release by Berjaya HVN^{[citation needed]}
• 1995: Pirahna - banned, due to high-impact violence and cruelty
• 1995: Demon Knight^{[citation needed]}
• 1995: Showgirls^{[citation needed]}
• 1996: Beavis & Butthead Do America^{[citation needed]}
• 1996: Last Man Standing^{[citation needed]}
• 1997: Orgazmo^[81]
• 1997: Boogie Nights^[82]
• 1997: Blade^{[citation needed]} - never released in cinemas, passed for a VCD release and a delayed DVD release by Movie Master^{[citation needed]}
• 1998: The Prince of Egypt^{[citation needed]} - never released in cinemas, passed for VCD and DVD release by Berjaya HVN^{[citation needed]}
• 1998: Saving Private Ryan^{[citation needed]} - never released in cinemas, passed for VCD and DVD release by Berjaya HVN^{[citation needed]}
• 1998: Barney's Great Adventure^{[citation needed]}
• 1999: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me^{[82][citation needed]}
• 1999: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut^{[citation needed]}
• 1999: Dogma^[83]
• 2000: Final Destination^{[citation needed]}
• 2000: But I'm a Cheerleader^{[citation needed]}
• 2001: Fiza^{[citation needed]}
• 2001: Ichi the Killer^{[citation needed]}
• 2001: Zoolander^[84]
• 2002: Auto Focus^{[citation needed]} - passed for VCD release from MediaMax.com^{[citation needed]}
• 2002: Queen of the Damned^{[citation needed]}
• 2002: 40 Days and 40 Nights^[82]
• 2002: Pinocchio (2002)^{[citation needed]}
• 2003: Bruce Almighty^[82] - passed for VCD and DVD release by Berjaya HVN^{[citation needed]}
• 2003: Daredevil (2003)^{[citation needed]} - passed for VCD and DVD release^{[citation needed]}
• 2003: Homerun^{[citation needed]}
• 2003: Final Destination 2^{[citation needed]}
• 2003: Freddy vs. Jason^{[citation needed]}
• 2003: Underworld (2003)^{[citation needed]}
• 2003: Kill Bill: Vol. 1^{[citation needed]} - never released in cinemas, passed for DVD release by Berjaya HVN^{[citation needed]}
• 2003: Thirteen^{[citation needed]}
• 2004: The Girl Next Door (2004)^[83]
• 2004: Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle^{[citation needed]} - never released in cinemas, passed for DVD release by Berjaya HVN^{[citation needed]}
• 2004: The Passion of the Christ^[81] - prohibited for non-Christian viewers^{[citation needed]}
• 2004: Sideways^{[citation needed]}
• 2004: Team America: World Police^{[citation needed]}
• 2004: Saw - banned, due to high-impact violence and cruelty
• 2004: Alfie (2004)^{[citation needed]} - never released in cinemas, passed for DVD release by Berjaya HVN^{[citation needed]}
• 2005: Sin City^{[citation needed]}
• 2005: Hustle & Flow^{[citation needed]}
• 2005: The 40-Year-Old Virgin^[82]
• 2005: Saw II^[85] - banned, due to high-impact violence and cruelty
• 2005: Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story^{[citation needed]}
• 2005: Inside Deep Throat^[83]
• 2005: Hard Candy^{[citation needed]}
• 2005: Hostel^[83]
• 2005: Rent^{[citation needed]} - was released straight to DVD/VCD by Mediamax^{[citation needed]}
• 2005: Brokeback Mountain^[82]
• 2006: Glory Road^[83]
• 2006: See No Evil^{[citation needed]}
• 2006: United 93^{[citation needed]}
• 2006: Final Destination 3^{[citation needed]}
• 2006: How to Eat Fried Worms^{[citation needed]}
• 2006: Saw III^[85]
• 2006: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan^[82]
• 2007: Alpha Dog^[82]
• 2007: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters^{[citation needed]}
• 2007: Hostel: Part II^[83]
• 2007: Dead Silence^{[citation needed]}
• 2007: Superbad^{[citation needed]}
• 2007: Death Sentence (2007)^{[citation needed]}
• 2007: Halloween (2007)^{[citation needed]}
• 2007: Saw IV^{[citation needed]}
• 2007: Anaconda 3: Offspring - banned, due to high-impact violence and cruelty
• 2008: Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Waltz With Bashir^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Wanted^{[citation needed]} - passed by a release by Berjaya HVN and United International Pictures Malaysia^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Step Brothers^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Pineapple Express^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Zack and Miri Make a Porno^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Saw V^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Anaconda 4: Trail Of Blood - banned, due to high-impact violence and cruelty
• 2008: Role Models^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: RocknRolla^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Repo! The Genetic Opera^{[citation needed]}
• 2008: Gran Torino^{[citation needed]}
• 2009: Bruno^{[citation needed]}
• 2009: Halloween 2 (2009)^{[citation needed]}
• 2009: Saw VI (2009)^{[citation needed]}
• 2010: Rumah Dara aka Macabre^[86]
• 2010: Piranha 3D - Passed with a heavily censored version (six minutes removed) in 2010, due to sexual and nude content only; violence content remains unchanged
• 2011: No Strings Attached - Passed with a heavily censored version (seven minutes censored) in 2011, due to sexual and nude content