I Am a Non-Practicing Lesbian and I Am Proud Of It

Salam
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Election Ozzy

1. Aku tak tengok TV news dan aku tak follow the debate or issues during this election. Apa yg aku rumuskan di sini ialah drpd sikit2 yg sempat aku dengar dlm news di radio on the way pegi keje. So jgn caya sanggat. Aku ni bukannya betul sangat! Muahhahaha..

2. Ozzy election is ALWAYS boring as hell. This election was the lord of boring-ness. Its "shit vs shit"

3. Apa2hal pon, PADAN MUKA JULIA GILLARD ! The back stabbing bitch deserves this. She is already etched in history as the first female PM of this country. But now she is almost certain to be the the shortest PM that ever served (klau tak silap wa)

4. Kesian kat Kevin Rudd. Orang tengah sibok2 memerintah negara, sekali penolong ketua darjah ni merampas tahta plak! Kalaulah Julia chillex skit. Tunggu turn elok2. Aku rasa the voters will not perceive her as ....as apa yer...apanama...ooo....back-stabbing bitch!

5. Lagi satu Julia Gillard silap besar bila dia ingat Kevin Rudd hanyalah mat nerd yg skema. Sekali Kevin Rudd main kotor gak dgn meng-"leak" that makcik ni ada vote against "paid parental leave", baru termenopause kejap Puan Julia.

6. Faktor lain yg menyumbang kpd ke-kantoian ALP (Australia Labor Party) kali ni ialah ke-hampesan kerajaan negeri Victoria dan Queensland yg di perintah oleh Labor. Orang2 nyampah ngan Labor di peringkat state dan ini mungkin menyebabkan mereka tak undi Labor di peringkat "national".

7. Unfortunately, Menteri Besar (Premier) negeri2 ini ialah orang2 pompuan gak! Kristina Kneally di NSW dan Anna Bligh di Queensland. Entah camaner, pilihanraya kali ni memang lah malang utk kaum hawa.

Bilgh, Queensland

Kristina...perghh! Aku posa....aku posa.....aku posa....aku posa....aku posa....aku posa....aku posa....aku posa...aku posa...aku posa...aku posa.....aku posa....aku posa....aku posa....aku posa....aku posa....aku posa...aku posa...aku posa

8. However, siang masih pagi, malam masih muda dan aku masih ada opening utk tiga bini muda. Julia Gillard masih ada chan utk menten sebagai PM. Manatau klau tetiba semua independent setuju utk buat coalition ngan dia kan.

9. Tony Abbot pon aku rimas gak. Macam ada yg tak kene. Lagipon, Liberal Party ni biasanya racist. Diaorg adalah drp anak org2 kaya or elit. Nama party "Liberal" tapi sebenarnya mereka ni langsung tak liberal. Mereka conservative. Masih sujud kat Queen of England. White agenda! Ingat dak, John Howard tak penah sound Pauline Hanson yg racist tuh! Fak Liberal!

10. So, like I said, this election was or is between shit and shit. "Morning Shit" versus "Afternoon Shit". Which one that stinks less?
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First Muslim MP elected!

1. This election also delivers the youngest MP(kiri), the first Aboriginal MP (tengah) dan the first Muslim MP (kanan skali). Yeaaaaaaa!!!!! Alhamdullilah! ......but......

2. Ed Husic, "...the son of Bosnian parents who migrated to the country in the 1960s, describes himself as a non-practicing Muslim" (news.com.au)

3. Well, last I checked, the definition of Muslim ialah "orang yang tunduk dan patuh kepada Allah, tanpa sebarang bantahan". Err...I don't know about you, but bila Allah suruh "practice"/amal Islam dan kau tak nak practise, bukankah itu satu bentuk "bantahan"?

4. Bukankah Iman itu bermaksud, percaya dalam hati, tuturkan dgn perkataan dan AMALkan dgn perbuatan?

5. Jadi wujudkah ataupun logik-kah the term "non-practising Muslim"?

6. Semoga Ed Husic tobat cepat2. Kalau tak, masuklah kau ke dalam "Non-Practising Heaven" bersama2 kuncu2 non-practicing Muslim engkau seperti Iblis dan Setan! Meraka telah "melihat"(metaphorically) Allah dan pernah berada di syurga. Tapi mereka enggan tunduk dan patuh kpd arahan Allah.

7. Mujurlah aku ni hanyalah "Non-practising Lesbian". Samalah cam Julia Gillard, Anna Bligh dan Kristina Kneally. We believe lesbianism could be fun but we didn't practice it.

Sekian, mekasey, Wassalam.

Tomato Sources:
1. SMH
2. The Australian, Rudd
3. The Asutralian, Kneally
4. News.com.au