Part 2: ...My Papa Is The Most Very Ter-Awesomest !!!!!

Salam
Hello. My name is Muhammad. This is the continue stori of me and my most ter-awesomest papa from the first part which u can read if u klick here...
" A" kat map tu is for awesomest.......

1. When I woke up, my most ter-awesomest Papa pulled me out of the car and pushed me up the very-very steep hill, like five stories high into the main road. Then he unloaded all the important stuff.

2. Lucky my papa got super-awesome big shinny biceps. Normal papa like your papa with normal bicep kempis, will most likely need to call a lot of bomba people to rescue me from the car.

3. Papa was still not wearing any shirt at that time. I totally understood that wearing any shirt at that moment was not that important because my papa always said, “With big biceps, comes big responsibility ……”.

4. Then one kind Chinese man stops his car and helps us out. He said that “ Saya nampak awak tadi drive laju dan potong saya kan. Lepas tu saya nampak awak pusing tiga kali maa. Saya ingat awak sudah setel tadi la.”

5. Ciss! That Chinese man must be feeling very embarrassed because my ter-awesomest papa tapau him before la tu. Accidents happen what. Even Michael Schumacher can spin fourty million times and land on paddy field also …...….. if they make paddy field in Sepang circuit.

6. My hand then started to hurt. But my awesome papa said gives him a second to take some pictures for his most ter-awesomest blog, “Swimming Boss” he said. This accident is definitely super-duper ter-awesomest material for his next blogpost.
Masuk kepala dulu on the left side then terlompat and spin clock-wise and hentam buntut on the left. Markah gymnastik 9/10.

Fuyoo...belah tanah...

Cuba try tengok angle of entry into the bendang tu. Gile babi steep kan? Macam tak lojik. Macam datang dari arah besi penghalang crash tu sedangkan papa awesome kot. Mana langar besi tu. Kesimpulan. Papa mesti terlanggar makhluk halus ni.... a.k.a alien with cloaking capability. Tengok kot cermin blakang. The corner as we enter it. Ni kami otw balik ikut arah songsang. Nampak sempoi je kan. Siallah alien tu...

7. Then the Chinese man drove us to Klinik Kesihatan Kaki Bukit. But that guy drove very slow la. No wonder dia sayur kene tapau. He should have let my papa drove. Doesn’t he know that this is an emergency? I think the nurses in that Klinik Kesihatan Kaki Bukit really-really need urgent attention from my dad.

8. When we reached there we were so in a hurry that my papa accidently brought me into the wrong section. The Klinik Ibu Dan Anak. Dem. Lucky the nurse told us. If not, my vagina would have been mistakenly examined that day.

9. When the medical attendant finally came and took a look at me, he told me, lucky I have awesome bones like my papa so I got no broken bones everywhere. What he had forgot to told me is that lucky that I got the awesome looks of my papa that will broke girls heart everywhere even though he is 38 yo alredii.
Papa cakap kalau nurse cun macam Rozita Che Wan, dia mungkin demand Muhammad kene hospitalised. Sekali datang abang attendant. Potong btol laa....

10. Then we waited for my uncle to pick us up. While we were waiting, my dad pointed out that actually Gua Kelam is just like 50 steps away from that Klinik. He asked me if I still want to go. But I am still in pain.
Ada muka orang tgh sakit tak? Satu2nya magsa kemalangan yg tidak boleh di selamatkan ialah selipar Angry Birds Muhammad. Still dalam kreta tapi ntah kat mana sebab ilang masa spin-spin tu.

11. So instead we went home and straight away after praying Zohor dan Asar, my papa brought me to the shops to buy a pain-killer medication. KFC Chiky Meal. I feel no pain whatsoever after that. My ter-awesomest papa should have been an awesome doctor!!!

12. The next day my papa brought my mama, my sister, my grandma, my cousin, my uncles, my auntie, everybody.......... to visit the graves. I don’t know whyyy...........

Sekian. Mekasey. Wassalam.